Wednesday, January 04, 2006

They said it...

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Steven Wright (1955 - )

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.

Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Dan Quayle (1947 - )

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.

William Gibson (1948 - )