Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright (1955 - )
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle (1947 - )
The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
William Gibson (1948 - )