Predictions for an Obama Presidency

Some of my predictions now that a majority of American voters were gullible enough to believe the false promises of "hope" and "change" and elect Barack Obama to the most powerful position in the world.

• Unemployment will go to 10% or more
  
• The GDP will shrink
• Gasoline prices will increase
• It will cost more to heat your home
• American manufacturing will loose even more jobs and market share
• More mortgages will go into foreclosure
  
• At least one American auto maker will go bankrupt
• The cost of healthcare will not go down
• The Middle East will become less stable
• Iran will obtain a nuclear device
• Russia will continue to expand it's control inside and outside it's borders
• China and India will not pollute less
• Venezuela, Cuba, and North Korea will not get any friendlier
• Our dependence on foreign oil will only go down because we can no longer afford to pay for it
• "Global Climate Change" will not suddenly stop
• The oceans will not suddenly stop rising
• Etc.
  

Don't get me wrong, some of these things might happen no matter who is in the White House, and maybe, just maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised by Barack the Redistributer's magical ways. But I doubt it.

I wonder of Prozak is one of Wal-Mart's $4 generics... I have the feeling I'm going to need it.