Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Religious Truths

There are three religious truths:
  1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
  2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
  3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.


Pookie said...

Hey now Mr.! Don't be bashin' the baptists or you'll get me started on Lutherans! ;o)

mnthomp said...

What on Earth could you have against Lutherans? We're "God's favorite religion," remember?