Ohp, they spotted me.

Contrary to popular opinion, I do work pretty hard at my job. But I feel that I do waste an inordinate amount of time on occasion.

Like today. When my boss is out of the office, the phone isn't ringing off the hook, and I'm basically shuffling papers. Well, computerized papers, mostly.

But apparently, people like me (and you - don't question it!) cost America just over half a trillion dollars every year because of our lazyness.

On that note, I should get back to work. But in my defense, they survey was based on an eight-hour work day, and I'm "working" at least nine-hours a day.

Hi ho, hi ho...